Deus Ex gets and update and Duke Nukem 3D gets a... downdate?
Maybe if I stop starting these descriptions with "Maybe if," something newsworthy will happen.
Maybe if Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 was any good we'd have something to talk about other than Undertale.
Maybe if I keep making the same joke it'll start being funny again.
Maybe if we stop paying attention to Konami they'll stop doing stupid things.
In the future, will the OUYA be remembered like the Betamax or Dreamcast, or forgotten like the Apple Newton?
Other big name internet gaming websites are playing Metal Gear Solid V right now, but we're still here to bring you the important gaming news.
Can YouTube Gaming defeat Twitch? The answer may surprise you (the answer is maybe).
These are starting to be more like unpaid advertisements than news articles.
Red Ash continues to provide enough drama to sustain an article.
Some highlights from this year's freedom month. Media may or may not involve freedom.
Crusader Kings 2 goes to space and Uncharted goes to the movies.
If you own an Nvidia Shield tablet or an OUYA, you may be disappointed. Though I don't imagine an OUYA owner could be any more disappointed than they already are.
A few things happen that are Fallout-related, but basically, nothing happened.
Everything old is new again.
Two mindblowing decisions being made by companies right now! This article will change your life.
Noteworthy stuff we couldn't get anyone to write a review about, once more.
Hey, The Lego Movie worked out, right? How bad could it be?
Go phone or go home
A short list of everything important that happened this week:
It's the Anime Night Weekend Nightmare E3 Special Edition! Preorder now for only $149.99!
There were probably some other things, too.
I can't believe we're finally getting a Dog's Life 3!
Hatred comes out tomorrow. I'm sure it will be fantastic.
The Witcher 3 is the new Bloodborne. People just won't stop talking about it.
You're going to have to buy Black Mesa if you want to play Xen. I'm sorry.
Konami continues to make horrible PR decisions, Black Mesa is released for retail, and Watch Dogs 2 is accidentally announced.
All the latest Five Nights at Freddy's news, delivered straight to your doorstep.
I make some people talk about the things we didn't make fun of this month.