We get it. You vape.
Yes, I'd love to watch paint dry!
All the news you've already heard about.
Man, this series is now over a year old.
The moral of the story: don't give money to kickstarters.
Still holding on to the last shred of hope that Half Life 3 is coming.
SUPERHOT is SUPERCOOL.
Good news: there's evil robots. Bad news: there's Maine.
The boring turret portion of every FPS gets its own game. Sorry.
A moment of silence for the destroyed Fallout 3 limited edition vinyl.
Man, our trademark system is just great, isn't it?
The cave-sharing economy.
If I don't start putting 2016 at the end of these it's going to start getting confusing.
The Oculus Rift is $600, and you might have to start paying for your video games. When will the struggle end?
The year's over! Sorry.
Hey, did you know there was a Steam sale?
Konami's struggle to maintain relevancy continues to be effective.
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Video game journalism continues to be less and less related to video games.
In memory of Bubsy Bobcat, 1993 to 1996.
Three months for the price of one!
It's hard to decide whether this description should be about Fallout 4 or Nintendo Direct.
It's a good thing we went back an hour, or this article would've been late.
The mystery of Kojima's employment continues.
Deus Ex gets and update and Duke Nukem 3D gets a... downdate?
Maybe if I stop starting these descriptions with "Maybe if," something newsworthy will happen.
Maybe if Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 was any good we'd have something to talk about other than Undertale.
Maybe if I keep making the same joke it'll start being funny again.
Maybe if we stop paying attention to Konami they'll stop doing stupid things.
In the future, will the OUYA be remembered like the Betamax or Dreamcast, or forgotten like the Apple Newton?